1. Do you think boys know how boring their butts are?

     
  2. The Barnes and Noble buy 2, get 1 free table knew what they were doing today.

     

  3. I’m waiting for friends to get to this Third Thursday event at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. Dude comes up to me and talks to me. He mentions that he noticed that I was reading a Michael Chabon book (that I put back in my bag like 45 minutes ago…)

    Him: how far are you?
    Me: oh, not far. Just a few chapters. He’s a good writer though.
    Him: yeah! I know! His sentences are so long! ….and ….colorful….

     
  4. TIME TRAVEL

     

  5. "

    He considered his answer carefully. Finally, he said that there was nothing he would like more in the world than to see his mother and father again, but that he had no reason—and no evidence—to support the idea of an afterlife, so he couldn’t give in to the temptation.

    'Why?'

    Then he told me, very tenderly, that it can be dangerous to believe things just because you want them to be true. You can get tricked if you don’t question yourself and others, especially people in a position of authority. He told me that anything that’s truly real can stand up to scrutiny.

    "
    — 

    Sasha Sagan, describing a time she asked her father, Carl Sagan, about life after death

    How Carl Sagan Described Death To His Young Daughter | Popular Science

    (via thedragoninmygarage)

     
  6. I think she knew I was saying sweet things about her today

     
  7. This is on the wall by my hairdresser’s station. Even the ear furnishings are 3d, you guys.

     
  8. Jake, you want me to grab an outdoor table while there are still a few left???

     
  9. I FORGOT ABOUT THESE SOCKS.

     
  10. College was a billion years ago.