February 2012
“The only real edginess is honesty.”
– Marc Maron (via nedhepburn)
“Here are the values that I stand for; I stand for honesty, equality, kindness,...”
– Ellen Degeneres (via ramblesandwrites)
I had a really lovely time tonight
Jer and I went and visited a friend who lives about an hour and a half away. He cooked for us and it was delicious and he used his “good silver” (It’s… John Deere? I don’t understand people that grew up in the country). But mostly it was just nice to be with him in his space instead of ours. And all the other fun things I can’t talk about because he’ll...
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Soooo, I guess we'll see what happens next.
K: I miss being able to make horribly sexist comments with you present. Without you here, no one knows that I am 100% joking
Me: Aw, suh sweeeeet. Can I start being a fake misandrist in response to your fake misogyny?
K: Why are you asking my permission??
Me: 'Cause youse a big strong man. Obviously.
I have seen the Iowa Nice guy like four times at...
And there are always people talking to him and taking pictures with him. Adorbz. Celebrity!
Context
January 2012
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I have been having the weirdest dreams in the...
Me: *humming Jessie J's "Domino"*
Dad: Oh I like that song. Do you know what the J in Jessie J stands for?
Me: No...?
Dad: Whatever you want it to.
Me: *blank stare*
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
The fourth rule of Fight Club is that everyone gets orange slices and a participation trophy at the end of the day.
“You are a perfectly acceptable human being right now, this minute. You are just...”
Conversations that end up in no way like you expected them to are often wonderful
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Keep it safe, keep it legal, keep it accessible.
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Ah, the pleasures of knowing a law enforcement...
P: I sometimes forget I'm on camera and just break into song.
Me: Haha it turns on when you pull someone over and then you have to manually turn it off, right?
P: Yep. I just started singing International Love and then I realized it was still recording...
He just makes me giggle when he embarrasses himself while he's working. I just imagine the look of horror when he realizes and then fumbling to turn it off. Gets me every time.
steve holt: steve holt!
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Say yes.
“I said to the sun, ‘Tell me about the big bang.’ The sun said, ‘It hurts to...”
– Andrea Gibson
je-pense-trop:
to be alone with you- sufjan...
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