January 2012
Conversations that end up in no way like you expected them to are often wonderful
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Keep it safe, keep it legal, keep it accessible.
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
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Ah, the pleasures of knowing a law enforcement...
P: I sometimes forget I'm on camera and just break into song.
Me: Haha it turns on when you pull someone over and then you have to manually turn it off, right?
P: Yep. I just started singing International Love and then I realized it was still recording...
He just makes me giggle when he embarrasses himself while he's working. I just imagine the look of horror when he realizes and then fumbling to turn it off. Gets me every time.
Jan 22nd
Jan 20th
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steve holt: steve holt!
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Say yes.
Jan 16th
“I said to the sun, ‘Tell me about the big bang.’ The sun said, ‘It hurts to...”
– Andrea Gibson 
Jan 16th
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Listenje-pense-trop: to be alone with you- sufjan...
Jan 15th
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How To Be More Interesting (In 10 Simple Steps) →
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
Jan 15th
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WatchWatch
robot-britta: I don’t know how else to describe this other than perfection
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Peeling an orange takes about 20 times longer when...
Also, I have two degrees in business and an interview to be a cashier at a grocery store tomorrow. Post-collegiate life - I’m doing it right.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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I just got a letter from the head of the marketing...
Let’s file that under: Things That Have Never Happened Before. Neato!
Jan 12th
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I had a really nice day today
And tomorrow is shaping up to look wonderful as well!
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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I will never feel as dumb as I do at the eye...
“Is that a B? That’s a B, right?”  Oh and I have a corneal infection. Cool story, bro.  
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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“It is a fuckload of work to be open-minded and generous and understanding and...”
– David Eggers. (via bees-knees)
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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J: i feel like we're at the beginning of a great 80s montage of nights out, laughs had, and drinks drank
J: or at the end of a really good SATC episode
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Positive thoughts create positive emotions.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Any good vibes you all want to send me in the next...
Please and thank you!
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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IIIII guess I'm going to Minneapolis on Thursday
For a job interview. Scary scary. I’m really excited about the company and the job is actually in Des Moines, but it sounds awesome and the phone interview was great and guuuuhhh I just wanna be employeeeeeeeed, please. 
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Why do dirty martinis even EXIST
fatmolly: insecurelobster: I made the mistake of ordering one because the bar tender flat-out refused to give me a suggestion and it tasted like it came from the ocean :( I made Kevin and Victor try it and both of them were like “THAT IS THE WORST DRINK I’VE EVER TASTED” We made a list of all the people who would like dirty martinis and came up with: Poseidon Aquaman Ariel “Ariel’s Dad” ...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Is it just me, or is everyone I know having...
Some sort of cycle must have synced, because my goodness there is a lot of shit going on right now. I just want rainbows and sunshine and for people to chill. the. fuck. out.
Jan 2nd
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