in which stephen lies
Stephen: i gave becca a quiz earlier to try to make her feel dumb. it worked
Sarah: what was it
Stephen: wanna take it?
Sarah: sure
Stephen: 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(**Sarah googles “How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?” and finds the rest of the quiz answers**)
Sarah: open the door, put the giraffe in and then close it?
Stephen: have you taken this?
Sarah: no. hah so i'm obv right
Stephen: The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Stephen: 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Sarah: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
Stephen: beccas right there with you. i know she is
Sarah: she's really not. she's back in her corner
Stephen: Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Sarah: i didn't say that
Stephen: 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Sarah: well... the elephant is still in the fridge. so i guess he doesnt?
Stephen: Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there!!!!
This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Sarah: if all the animals are at the conference, the crocs wouldn't be there, so i could just swim?
Stephen: nope
Sarah: so then what's the right answer?
Stephen: take out the elephant and float on the refrigerator
Sarah: hahah that doesnt make any sense
Stephen: refrigerators have strong bouyancy
Sarah: wow who's cheating now
Stephen: not me
Sarah: i just can't believe you're falsifying documents
Stephen: im not falsifying documents
Sarah: oh i think you are
Stephen: you have no proof
Sarah ohhhhhh really
Stephen: yup
Sarah: that's weird. Huh. http://www.easypeasy.com/guides/article.php?article=23
Stephen: they updated it
Stephen: i got the new edition
Stephen: they decided swimming was dangerous for health
Sarah: suuuuuch bullshit
Sep 17th