December 2008
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I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack...
– Dennis; It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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hello :) i took ur numbr off our friends, i bet you can’t guess who i am!...
– txt from unknown sender
… yeah.. i’ll be sure to do that…
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christmas gift that makes me feel old
but that i still love:
a charging valet (it keeps your cords organized!) hahahaha i was with my parents over thanksgiving when they bought this for me and i completely forgot about it… but i quite enjoy it.
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It's not Christmas until mom calls us blasphemous.
soupsoup:
kaytee:
It’s our dog’s birthday and apparently my mother does not think it’s funny for my sister and I to change Christmas song lyrics from Jesus to Samson…
“Samson is the reason for the seasonnnn” :)
It’s our Westie, Roxy’s birthday too!
“Roxy, the saviour is borrrrrrn!”
HAHAH an hour ago, I renamed my cat (Bella) Jesus. Dad thinks I should pronounce it the hispanic way, but I...
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thanks wal-greens
your rainbow swirl sherbet is awesome. it loses the ridiculous lemon flavor, and adds a delicious raspberry. and the lime section is small compared to the orange and raspberry, which is great because everyone knows that lime is the second worst flavor in rainbow sherbet
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I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to...
– You Shall Know Our Velocity
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i always knew that there was a reason i only gave half of myself to people. thanks for finally showing me why i was justified in doing so.
I think I just died from cuteness.
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I just spent the last 5 minutes
watching my eyes dilate and undilate, over and over. Shining lights into them and then not. It’s really hypnotizing.
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There is not a single person in my stats class with a writing utensil in their hand right now. The professor is trying to cover 3 weeks of material he didn’t get to (that’s going to be on the final) in a day. Yeah, this is going to end well…
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riding the giant cat at 3:22 for the wwwwiiiiiinnnn
MGMT- Time to Pretend
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We burned with love for ourselves, all of us, starters of the fire we suffered-...
– Everything is Illuminated
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It was not the feeling of completeness that I so needed, but the feeling of not...
– Everything is Illuminated
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You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you...
– Life as a House
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i am beyond annoyed right now. i need to talk to people who aren’t 12 year olds living inside the bodies of 20 year olds. please.
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Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find...
“For a few post-dawn moments on this particular Saturday, she might as well be Tawny Kitaen.” Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
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