January 2010
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman My go-to New Years Eve quote. This night never ends up being amazing, but it also never ends up being awful, because I won’t let it. This has been an interesting year (aren’t they all?) and I’m ready for a new year (and decade!) to begin. 2010 is huge for me: I turn 21...
Jan 1st
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December 2009
Dec 31st
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Listenkrispayne: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: The New Year-...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My New Year's Resolution for 2010
nlinde: continue being bad ass. I seem to remember that I told Nick my New Year’s resolution for 2009 was to moisturize more. Mission accomplished, Linde.
Dec 31st
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If you were wondering how you could tell I drank 3...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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last night we made up a drinking game
it was basically pictionary with play-doh. i’m not about to get into the rules, mostly because i have pretty much no idea what they actually were. basically, i learned that i am bomb at making things out of play-doh. you ever need a three piece band with a shockingly scandalous back story or a scale model replica of selena (complete with egg-in-nest ring) made out of play-doh, i’m your...
Dec 30th
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“I think I might cry when Lost ends.”
– (via nerdythingsjeffsays)
Dec 29th
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2009 has been confusing.
i’ve heard so many people talk about how 2009 was the worst. i’m happy to say that wasn’t the case for me. i learned so much about what i’m capable of and who cares for me the most. i have taken things for granted and cared too much. i have lived by myself and loved it, and lived with what felt like a million other people and loathed it. i have been content and discontent....
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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i have the weirdest sleep schedules when i'm in...
it’s a little past 5 am. i haven’t gone to bed yet. this neeeever happens in cedar falls.
Dec 28th
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“Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject,...”
– sarah vowell (via hatstamp:baitandswitch) (via hilarysiegel)
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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i used my debit card for the first time in 10 days...
that is incredibly uncommon.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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went to my first gay bar tonight.
blazing saddles. it consists of two really thin areas: a normal bar type area and a darker dance bar type area. there was a 12 minute remix of ‘bad romance.’ the dance floor was a 10 x 10 foot raised platform with at least six disco balls over it. six disco balls over 100 square feet. i guess it sounds less ridiculous when you phrase it that way. the two portions were so thin it felt...
Dec 27th
15 uses for vodka
Pour five liters of vodka into a utility bucket for a soothing, sterile footbath. You can keep away insects and plant pathogens by lining the edges of your lawn with glasses of vodka. Wash your car with vodka. You’ll need anywhere from 7-10 bottles of vodka, depending on the car. Remove excess vodka with vodka. Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: “Wow, you...
Dec 27th
Apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide.
ohyeahfacts: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I guess you’ll see the coroner a little sooner than expected. (source) Dude, Mac was right!
Dec 27th
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new career plan:
synecdoche: i want to hang out in jails and interview serial killers and write books about them. people get all uncomfortable when i say that i went through a phase of google searching and wikipediaing serial killers. it’s just interesting to me, okay?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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i wish i wish i wish things could be different.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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“They say she believed unicorns were real animals until, like, the tenth grade....”
–  Mitch Hrlicka; Downtown Owl
Dec 25th
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“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via poortaste)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
caseydonahue: Wow. They just earned a little bit of respect from me for being able to laugh at themselves. lookmom: holy shit Funny or Die FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“Impressing ben folds is like playing with a cat. You can do anything you want,...”
– Nick
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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WatchWatch
synecdoche: so alia shawkat remade the “top that” scene from teen witch.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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the deaf couple that live across the street are...
not even close to joking.
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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i have been watching the o.c. for the past two...
my life is ridic.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
Listensynecdoche: sufjan stevens - it’s christmas!...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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gots to get my bath and body works on tomorrow
buy 3 lotions, get 3 free. hells yes.
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
WatchWatch
hilarysiegel: HA!  Pete Holmes totally nails Ray Romano in this Front Page Films video for Funny or Die.  Good job, guys!
Dec 17th
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