January 2010
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May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman
My go-to New Years Eve quote. This night never ends up being amazing, but it also never ends up being awful, because I won’t let it. This has been an interesting year (aren’t they all?) and I’m ready for a new year (and decade!) to begin. 2010 is huge for me: I turn 21...
December 2009
My New Year's Resolution for 2010
nlinde:
continue being bad ass.
I seem to remember that I told Nick my New Year’s resolution for 2009 was to moisturize more. Mission accomplished, Linde.
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If you were wondering how you could tell I drank 3...
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last night we made up a drinking game
it was basically pictionary with play-doh. i’m not about to get into the rules, mostly because i have pretty much no idea what they actually were. basically, i learned that i am bomb at making things out of play-doh. you ever need a three piece band with a shockingly scandalous back story or a scale model replica of selena (complete with egg-in-nest ring) made out of play-doh, i’m your...
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I think I might cry when Lost ends.
– (via nerdythingsjeffsays)
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2009 has been confusing.
i’ve heard so many people talk about how 2009 was the worst. i’m happy to say that wasn’t the case for me.
i learned so much about what i’m capable of and who cares for me the most. i have taken things for granted and cared too much. i have lived by myself and loved it, and lived with what felt like a million other people and loathed it. i have been content and discontent....
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i have the weirdest sleep schedules when i'm in...
it’s a little past 5 am. i haven’t gone to bed yet. this neeeever happens in cedar falls.
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Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject,...
– sarah vowell (via hatstamp:baitandswitch) (via hilarysiegel)
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i used my debit card for the first time in 10 days...
that is incredibly uncommon.
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went to my first gay bar tonight.
blazing saddles.
it consists of two really thin areas: a normal bar type area and a darker dance bar type area. there was a 12 minute remix of ‘bad romance.’ the dance floor was a 10 x 10 foot raised platform with at least six disco balls over it. six disco balls over 100 square feet. i guess it sounds less ridiculous when you phrase it that way.
the two portions were so thin it felt...
15 uses for vodka
Pour five liters of vodka into a utility bucket for a soothing, sterile footbath.
You can keep away insects and plant pathogens by lining the edges of your lawn with glasses of vodka.
Wash your car with vodka. You’ll need anywhere from 7-10 bottles of vodka, depending on the car. Remove excess vodka with vodka.
Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: “Wow, you...
Apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide.
ohyeahfacts:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I guess you’ll see the coroner a little sooner than expected.
(source)
Dude, Mac was right!
new career plan:
synecdoche:
i want to hang out in jails and interview serial killers and write books about them.
people get all uncomfortable when i say that i went through a phase of google searching and wikipediaing serial killers. it’s just interesting to me, okay?
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i wish i wish i wish things could be different.
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They say she believed unicorns were real animals until, like, the tenth grade....
– Mitch Hrlicka; Downtown Owl
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Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental...
– Hunter S. Thompson (via poortaste)
caseydonahue:
Wow. They just earned a little bit of respect from me for being able to laugh at themselves.
lookmom:
holy shit Funny or Die FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Impressing ben folds is like playing with a cat. You can do anything you want,...
– Nick
synecdoche:
so alia shawkat remade the “top that” scene from teen witch.
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the deaf couple that live across the street are...
not even close to joking.
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i have been watching the o.c. for the past two...
my life is ridic.
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gots to get my bath and body works on tomorrow
buy 3 lotions, get 3 free. hells yes.
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hilarysiegel:
HA! Pete Holmes totally nails Ray Romano in this Front Page Films video for Funny or Die. Good job, guys!