January 2011
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“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
– Oprah Winfrey
/obligatory New Year’s quote
I’m going to try my damnedest to make this year about finding my definition of right.
December 2010
may your coming year be filled with whatever you...
do the things you want to do when you want to do them. make changes or don’t.
life’s a pretty simple formula. it’s people that make it complicated.
“Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and...”
– Kurt Vonnegut.
This will always be my favorite quote.
(via hammerito)
Mom: Did she just get her boobs done?
Me: Who?
Mom: Wendy.
Me: Who's Wendy...
Mom: That lady on TV. Wendy Williams.
Me: ... I don't know.
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the first two gifts i opened at christmas:
a shady drinking game
shot glasses
my parents think i’m an alcoholic.
“Screw ‘em. I just want to dance”
– Meredith just provided me with my mantra for 2011. (via tylercoates)
I say this to myself pretty much erryday.
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there's a blizzard out there.
it’s about 8 hours later than planned, but it was just treacherous as i was attempting to drive home. home. safe. sound. up at 5:15 in the morning for no reason.
“Beware those who seek constant crowds; they are nothing alone.”
– Charles Bukowski (via tilleroftheground)
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“There are two rules to living well. The first is, don’t sweat the little shit....”
– David Lee Roth (via nlinde)
i had to explain to my mom the difference between...
she started talking about gender roles in homosexual relationships and chaz bono. i don’t even know.
how do i get myself into these conversations?
are you happy?
abbielives:
Make sure you are.
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this is what else four hours of free beer gets...
Sarah: you're pretty lucky you didn't answer the phone the first time i called
Stephen: ha whys that? i got the message
Sarah: haha because if i'm remembering correctly, i was planning on reading you the paper that i got back after my final in night class. whether you wanted to hear it or not. because i was proud of it.
Stephen: hahaha i do remember that part of the message
Stephen: i also remember my "wtf?" moment
Stephen: please, entertain me with the passage if youd like
Sarah: hahahah i don't recall
Stephen: oh for shame. im dissapointed now
Sarah: trust me, me too
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I don't know where you people live.
lacrossesticks:
But it must be Fancy Pants Land, because I go outside in sweatpants all the time. They’re usually my UCLA ones from college that are badass and I wear them with my running shoes and a white tank top and I’m like, “what up?” and I look good.
I am sorry, but when I’m going to a bar with bras stapled to the ceiling and no doors on the bathroom stall, I’m going to...
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can someone just find me a video of every scene that wallace wells is in? because that’s what i want to watch. every. day.
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i am so bad at college right now.
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FINALS WEEK.
Sarah: i'm watching sister act 2 clips on youtube
Sarah: 3 tests tomorrow be damned
D: an hour of How I Met Your Mother bloopers last night.
D: this paper WILL get itself done.
Sarah: i believe in it
Sarah: it can do anything if it just believes in itself
D: i've already given it positive feedback and told it it's father is proud
Sarah: at what point do you start shaming it though?
Sarah: telling it that it upset its mother and its father is disappointed?
D: well my parents started young
D: and i think i turned out... wait, no i kinda turned out bad
Sarah: hahaah
D: so i guess start being disappointed your children older?
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“Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with...”
– Making History by Stephen Fry (via thedirtydan)
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i do this thing sometimes
where i lay in bed for HOURS without ever actually falling asleep.
that happened tonight. went to bed around 3 expecting a solid three hours before my final (HA!). just laid there for most of it, and ooop! 6 am rolls around. time to get up to start studying. awe. some.
today is going to be boss. don’t know if you knew.
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“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will...”
– Charles Bukowski
that awkward moment when you open your laptop to...