February 2011
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...
– Harvey Fierstein
January 2011
I like the dark part of the night, after midnight and before four-thirty, when...
– Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (via synecdoche)
halfrememberedream:
This skit was even better than Skins US. Haha.
saturday morning.
roommate: morning.
me: morning.
roommate: are you wearing lipstick?
me: it's wine lips.
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THIS IS MY LIFE.
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who needs to study for their first test of the semester when your roommate comes home from her week long adventures in nannying excursion?
not me, evidently.
talked for three hours and now i get to study. yay
she's nannying children this week. i've been alone...
Becca: I made chocolate lava cakes tonight
Sarah: whaaaaaaaaaaat
Becca: they were delish.
Sarah: are you bringing me one
Sarah: bring me one
Sarah: you ate the last cookie
Sarah: you could at least bring me a lava cake
Becca: haha I did. I'm planning on making more this weekend :)
galaxyreader:
Rill Rill
Sleigh Bells
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Mom: Grandma sold her house so she can finally move to Iowa!
Me: That's great
Mom: So yeah, if you could figure out a weekend you could fly down...
Me: Um. Wut?
Mom: Well, she wants you to help her drive her car here.
Me: From... Florida? Let me google how long of a drive that is. ... 23 hours!
Mom: Well, you'd get to go to Florida!
Me: For all of five minutes? And then I'd get to start driving? And go back to school on Monday? I don't ever want to do that.
that awkward moment when you run out of your...
and there are at least six other bottles in view.
but they’re not your favorites, so you just stare at them scornfully.
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I think we got past the “if you dont mind me asking” thing like 7...
– -Stephen
God knows I just like to keep things fresh!
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fun fact about me!
i hate when people don’t tear squares of paper towels correctly. you tear on the perforated edge. that’s what it’s there for. if you make a mistake, you tear off the excess.
it’s just good manners.
now excuse me while i eat my grapefruit.
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And I thought that the museums were cemeteries
where the dead paid the wall to...
– Anis Mojgani; Milos
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Two roads diverged in the wood, and I…I didn’t even notice until just now. Then...
– Jay McInerney, Brightness Falls (via caryrandolph)
we did an online chat session today instead of...
and our professor asked what the benefits were of having the online session.
E: I don’t have to wear pants in an online class! Prof: E without pants. LOL.
Um
Awksauce.
Hey lady, this isn’t I Spy.
– Nick
(http://nlinde.tumblr.com/)