February 2012
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via grrrlstudies)
Me: Add him!
Matthew: no wei!
sarah this is my 12 step program
i've only completed steps 1 and 2!
1) introduce myself
2) check his id
when i figure out what the next step is i will be on it
Me: hahahahhahaah
Hey look!
It turns out that sometimes if you actively force yourself to change your attitude about things and you know, talk about them, they can sometimes maybe get better! Fancy that.
tgswenson replied to your post: It’s my birthday.
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!
Aw thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
It's my birthday.
My favorite birthday wishes so far:
HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY TO YOUR VAGINA!
Cheese dip makes me have to poo so bad but I can’t stop eating it! I might be late for class. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Perfect friends are perfect.
I have no idea what's going on right now.
And I have no idea how to talk about it.
Neat.
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tgswenson replied to your post: I just started working at Hy-Vee
Where at? My wife is working in the pharmacy at one in Iowa City.
I’m working at the one in Johnston right now while I’m looking for full time employyyment
I just started working at Hy-Vee
My old roommate has worked there for like 8 years.
We’re on facebook chat quizzing each other on the fruit and veggie codes.
#thuglife #cantstopwontstop
“I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain...”
– Esperanza Spalding (via pixelatedflowers)
Dudes.
Somethings gotta give one of these days, right?
Cause damn.
“The only real edginess is honesty.”
– Marc Maron (via nedhepburn)
“Here are the values that I stand for; I stand for honesty, equality, kindness,...”
– Ellen Degeneres (via ramblesandwrites)
I had a really lovely time tonight
Jer and I went and visited a friend who lives about an hour and a half away. He cooked for us and it was delicious and he used his “good silver” (It’s… John Deere? I don’t understand people that grew up in the country). But mostly it was just nice to be with him in his space instead of ours. And all the other fun things I can’t talk about because he’ll...
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Soooo, I guess we'll see what happens next.
K: I miss being able to make horribly sexist comments with you present. Without you here, no one knows that I am 100% joking
Me: Aw, suh sweeeeet. Can I start being a fake misandrist in response to your fake misogyny?
K: Why are you asking my permission??
Me: 'Cause youse a big strong man. Obviously.
I have seen the Iowa Nice guy like four times at...
And there are always people talking to him and taking pictures with him. Adorbz. Celebrity!
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