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K:
I miss being able to make horribly sexist comments with you present. Without you here, no one knows that I am 100% joking
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Me:
Aw, suh sweeeeet. Can I start being a fake misandrist in response to your fake misogyny?
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K:
Why are you asking my permission??
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Me:
'Cause youse a big strong man. Obviously.