Here are things you should know about me!
This is what I looked like when I was a baby:
(My grandpa liked to poke babies in the face. The authorities were alerted.)
My spirit animal changes daily. Recent spirit animals include:
- Wallace Wells
- Bob Ross
- Stephen Fry
- Kelly Kapoor
- Ron Swanson
- Ron Swanson’s mustache
- Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars
- RuPaul
- Helena Bonham Carter
- This .gif from Look Who’s Talking Too
- Luna the Fashion Kitty
I love reading, making jokes about things that only make sense in my mind and then trying to explain them to people, pop culture, martinis (extra dirty), ampersands and cleaning my computer with pressurized duster. I’m a reluctant feminist, my favorite type of lotion is St. Ives Oatmeal & Shea Butter and I’m probably in love with you.
