shine it all around.

"I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life."

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:06:49 -0600

“I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life.”

- Max Fischer

peterberkman: (via louisshannon) File under: things I could...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:02:02 -0600

peterberkman:

(via louisshannon)

File under: things I could stare at for hours. Especially if it was slowed down a touch.

Quick Question:

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0600

At what point can I tell a friend “Hey, I’ve heard you tell this story more times than I can count and you tell it the same exact way every time, like you’ve rehearsed it in front of a mirror to make yourself seem charming, but after the third time you just seem crazy disingenuous, which seems to be your ultimate fear”?

Secondary question: Can I do this for each story said storyteller repeats, or is that just rude to do after the first conversation about said repetition of stories?

"Muffins are for people who don’t have the balls to eat cake for breakfast."

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:53:27 -0600

“Muffins are for people who don’t have the balls to eat cake for breakfast.”

- reader Stacy Lindsay (via juliaallison)

When I visited Brazil a few years back, every morning we had chocolate cake and french baguette with butter and jam for breakfast. I don’t think I could do chocolate cake every day in real life, but the french baguette was booomb.

Robin Sparkles - Let’s Go To The Mall Because really,...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:41:45 -0600

Robin Sparkles - Let’s Go To The Mall

Because really, they’re a pair. You can’t have one without the other.

Robin Sparkles - Sandcastles in the Sand Soo this week has been...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:25:00 -0600

Robin Sparkles - Sandcastles in the Sand

Soo this week has been pretty worthless. Lots of family time. The usual. You know. One of the things that has been awesome about it was watching How I Met Your Mother from the beginning (I’d seen random episodes, but never really knew the story). And now I’m all caught up. It’s depressing that I’m done.

P.S. - Jason Segel plays 2 roles: the doting/obsessive/loving boyfriend role and the crazy dude. Often a mix of the two. Ilovehim.

xojoshua: This town is a bummer. pretty much sums up the last week.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:19:16 -0600

xojoshua:

This town is a bummer.

pretty much sums up the last week.

dear everyone who hates family dinners,

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:17:54 -0600

synecdoche:

comedy central is airing three straight hours of jeff dunham tomorrow. so, y’know, there’s that alternative.

HAHAHA love it.

fugeesandfunyuns: yourfavoriteredhead: oneay: pimpbones:...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:50:32 -0600

fugeesandfunyuns:

yourfavoriteredhead: oneay: pimpbones: chocolate-cigarettes

GPOYW - Unshowered and blurry at the Des Moines Art Center in my...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:55:00 -0600

GPOYW - Unshowered and blurry at the Des Moines Art Center in my favorite elevator ever. It’s huge and old and I love it.

If you don't find this outrageously hilarious, give me your home address and I'll mail you 4 minutes of your life back.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:50:08 -0600

If you don't find this outrageously hilarious, give me your home address and I'll mail you 4 minutes of your life back.:

(via nlinde)

This is amazing.

(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:45:04 -0600

(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)

I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another 'til I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:44:59 -0600

(via sylvysparrow)

soupsoup: Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:28:25 -0600

soupsoup:

Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

Grounded for Life marathons on MTV. For real?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:33:10 -0600

Grounded for Life marathons on MTV. For real?

"Be willing to be uncomfortable. Be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough, but it’s a..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:10:10 -0600

““Be willing to be uncomfortable. Be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough, but it’s a small price to pay for living a dream.””

- Peter McWilliams (via justbesplendid) (via quote-book) (via nbh251) (via onherway)

hrrrthrrr: in the aeroplane over the sea (via)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:33:46 -0600

hrrrthrrr:

in the aeroplane over the sea (via)

I share all my secrets

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

nlinde:

I don’t think there is much to me that people don’t know, or that I wouldn’t tell them.

Some people think this is a bad thing, I think it’s a great thing.

also- i'm on BREAK right now.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:59:53 -0600

and THIS is when my sinuses decide they hate me and are going to avenge whatever it was that i did wrong to them? sinuses, i take a multivitamin every. single. day. i sleep. occasionally. i can deal with being sick while i have other things to occupy my mind, but when i’m on a week long break with nothing to do? that’s just pure cruelty.

i will have my revenge.

things that have gotten me through the last 36 hours

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:56:14 -0600

zacharybinks:

thegoodlife:

dayquil

how i met your mother

sleeping

kleenex

taco bell

pretty much sums it up.

feel better! and thanks to you, i’m now kinda craving taco bell

ah thanks! and t. bell was boooomb.